Cutrone Crazed

Thanks Bravo for turning my seemingly boring Mondays into a eye rolling, finger waving, bitch slapping good time. "Kell on Earth" has quickly become my favorite reality show on TV.  

Let's just recap the season thus far- Cutrone's queeny friend has swallowed a 

Swarovski crystal thinking it's some kind of "pill", Kelly commands her senseless interns 

"if you have to cry, go outside", and the gothy assistant Andrew masters the art of mesh 

clothing. I only hope the dueling Stephanie's stop whimpering or get canned ASAP.


BTW I'm pretty sure the major assistant's combined breed 
Millionaire Matchermaker Patti Stanger's love child.